“Charles Manson, You Are NOT The Father!”

The alleged children of the cult leader keep showing up, four years after his death

Oh Charlie, Charlie, Charlie — ye of such potent sperm, such virile loins, such a vanguard legacy — everybody wants to call you ‘Daddy!’ But is it true? Did you really father all these children — these lost souls, these glaze-eyed men and women longing to attach themselves to your fame, your infamy, and your name?

What say ye, Charles Manson?